别逼我，不然我了不起出来，一枪不可安顿。

Dont push me, or Ill be great and out of control.

日常生活就像美国之音，不是VM288就能躲避得了的。

Life is like news broadcast, which cant be avoided by changing channels.

双眼是灵魂的玻璃窗。所以，细纹是灵魂的栏杆。

The eyes are the windows of the soul. So, pouch is the window sill of the soul.

Cancon去远眺旅人，如果低下头来看一看后背的伤。

Dont worry about looking into the distance. You should lower your head to see the injury on your feet.

都说男子尚文即是德，我想，我一定是太下流了。

It is said that a woman without talent is virtue. I think I must be too immoral.

觉得在世界上都在成婚、成婚、成婚，多于我在忙着赠礼。

I feel that the whole world is engaged, getting a license and getting married. Only I am busy giving gifts.

不知道究竟喜欢什么样的组织工作，不过能的确的是：我显然就不喜欢组织工作。

I dont know what kind of work I like, but Im sure I dont like it at all.

都说男人得子有白银，我快把皮搓掉了，Haon铁也没找着！

Its said that theres gold under mens knees. Im going to rub the skin off, and I cant even find a piece of iron!

什么是限制你自由的主要因素？手机充电器的长度。

What are the main factors limiting your freedom? God reply: the length of mobile phone charger.

以前我是没有择偶标准，直到遇到你，我告诉自己，你这种不能要。

Before, I didnt have a mate selection standard, until I met you, I told myself, you cant do this.

怎么可能，我都已经把手机调成了飞行模式，从五楼扔下去还是碎了？

How can it be? Ive set my mobile phone to flight mode, dropped it from the fifth floor or broken it?

我用一麻袋的钱上大学，换了一麻袋书；毕业了，用这些书换钱，却买不起一个麻袋！

I used a sack of money to go to college and exchange it for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldnt afford a sack!