1.人世间事 吃喝玩乐两字词。

World events eat and drink two words.

2.肚皮享受 心中郡新得町。

Stomach enjoy heart want thin.

3.一生如斯 再来一杯。

Life is too short. One more bowl.

4.日略有吃 夜略有胖。

Eat by day and get fat by night.

5.出来混 常常要胖的。

You always get fat out there.

6.一生得力于 欢乐多于孔群。

Life is bittersweet only dry rice.

7.那时仍然是坐板凳的知食大分子。

Today, they are still unproductive food molecules.

8.恋爱能渐渐谈 肉必须蚕豆吃

Love can be slow. Meat must be eaten hot.

9.那么多天不喝甜品 觉得我不甜了。

I dont feel sweet after so many days without milk tea.

10.如果我吃的太慢 运动量就追不上我。

As long as I eat fast enough, my weight wont catch up with me.

11.多年前你的句早日康复 我迄今没瘦

Take care of yourself many years ago, I have not lost weight.

12.逆流而上奇怪的是水 卷心菜

配排骨。

Once the sea is difficult for water fish fragrant pork and chicken leg.

13.生活给了我很多长胖的机会 我都抓住了。

Life gave me a lot of opportunities to gain weight and I took them.

14.当我长胖的时候 没有一个食物是无辜的。

No food is innocent when I get fat.

15.如果喝水都会长胖的话 为什么不喝甜品呢。

If drinking water can make you fat, why not drink milk tea.

16.好吃的东西要吃进肚皮 调皮的人要放进心中。

The delicious things to eat in the belly to the lovely people in the heart.

17.我把自己吃的那么圆 就是为了不让别人看扁。

I eat myself so roundly that I dont want people to think its too bad.

18.本想一口一口吃掉忧愁 没想到却一口一口吃成肉球。

I wanted to eat sorrow bite by bite, but I ate it bite by bite.

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